Asklaila.com Unblog

A couple goes to high end hotel for a honeymoon.When the bill comes the guy gets mad when he sees bill for 2 nights is 50K. When he asks hotel manager says this is for sauna,swimming pool,gym,bar etc..Guy says we have not used it. Manager says thats your problem that you have not used it. Guy says ok, deduct 49K, because you have slept with my wife.Manager what?? Guy says my wife was here it was your mistake you did not sleep.

Learning: ask laila to find budget hotels before going for honeymoon.

IPJ (Indo Pak PJ)

Birla — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 10:39:16 +0000

What did the Malyalee dentist ask Inzamam Ul Haque who landed up at his clinic by mistake.
Do you want a tooth job or your visit to my place is Inzy dental.

Robot in nursery

Birla — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 10:12:31 +0000

Question

What nursery rhymes do they reach to kids of robots

Answer

Row your boat, Row your boat

Gently down the stream…..

Hello World – Unblog

Birla — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 09:50:52 +0000

So we have done enough of blogging….. Time to unblog now.

Wrote so many blogs doing spelling checks, using thesaurus ( I am HMT – Hindi Medium Type ), thinking about how to write in a politically correct way, not to say bad about partners and competitors and all those usual corporate things…. So we present an unblog which is the official un(official)blog of asklaila. We will officially talk about unofficial things. Mostly unrelated to technology and business but any co-relation to them is purely incidental. Our unblog will talk about real characters ( some of them are cartoons but real ) who are wishing that they were fictional and lot of fictional ones who have been aspiring to get real some day. The unblog will give you an adulterated view of the dark side of men, women, kids, animals, mosquitoes and bugs behind and in front of asklaila ( sides were intentionally left blank to prevent side effects).

Rock on….